I have been happily married for over six years now.
However, along the way there are a few things I have learned from women who have dumped me.
I know, I know, it may be hard to believe that I have ever been dumped for those that know me.
But yes it is true, I have been dumped.
I have been dumped on harder than a cow pasture in Texas, on a late July morning, after feeding time.
Now that you have that picture branded into your brain, I will tell you a few things I have learned.
All women are crazy!!! No, just kidding.
What I have learned is not all women are going to love you.
As hard as that is to believe for some of you; it's true.
There is a thing called chemistry, and it is tougher to figure out in life than it was in high school.
There are some women you have it with and some you don't.
That's just a part of life.
Something else I have learned is all women are different.
Not a single one of them are the same.
Look I know you've heard that saying "all women are the same".
That is a lie my friend, and if you really believe it, you will always be dumped by women.
So don't ever treat them all the same or ever call them the same name.
For some reason they just don't like that.
Now, back to the women are crazy part.
No not all women are crazy.
But brother, there are some that are as loony as the cartoons we use to watch when we were kids.
I say this because I have rode that crazy train, and I don't ever want to buy that ticket again.
You have heard that saying "you don't know what you have till it's gone".
Well, when dating a crazy woman you know what you got and you can't wait till it's gone.
Out of the few things I have learned from women who have dumped me...
the most important thing is...
I have to thank all the women who have dumped me, every single one of them.
Because if it wasn't for the ones I couldn't please Or the one's that were just plain nutty, I would have never found the one I have been happily married to for six years now.
However, along the way there are a few things I have learned from women who have dumped me.
I know, I know, it may be hard to believe that I have ever been dumped for those that know me.
But yes it is true, I have been dumped.
I have been dumped on harder than a cow pasture in Texas, on a late July morning, after feeding time.
Now that you have that picture branded into your brain, I will tell you a few things I have learned.
All women are crazy!!! No, just kidding.
What I have learned is not all women are going to love you.
As hard as that is to believe for some of you; it's true.
There is a thing called chemistry, and it is tougher to figure out in life than it was in high school.
There are some women you have it with and some you don't.
That's just a part of life.
Something else I have learned is all women are different.
Not a single one of them are the same.
Look I know you've heard that saying "all women are the same".
That is a lie my friend, and if you really believe it, you will always be dumped by women.
So don't ever treat them all the same or ever call them the same name.
For some reason they just don't like that.
Now, back to the women are crazy part.
No not all women are crazy.
But brother, there are some that are as loony as the cartoons we use to watch when we were kids.
I say this because I have rode that crazy train, and I don't ever want to buy that ticket again.
You have heard that saying "you don't know what you have till it's gone".
Well, when dating a crazy woman you know what you got and you can't wait till it's gone.
Out of the few things I have learned from women who have dumped me...
the most important thing is...
I have to thank all the women who have dumped me, every single one of them.
Because if it wasn't for the ones I couldn't please Or the one's that were just plain nutty, I would have never found the one I have been happily married to for six years now.
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