"This site was started by six friends who, sitting around the dinner table one Saturday night, came to the conclusion that civilization was doomed. We felt this way not because of the inevitable dimming of our sun, or an errant asteroid, but rather because of the idiocy of our times. Frankly, we are tired of the fake optimism, superficiality, non-talented celebrities, doped-up athletes, dishonest and illiterate politicians, corporate thieves, wife-beaters and evangelical terrorists rampant in the world today and we decided that one way of making ourselves feel better would be to list them for all the world to see and to add upon."

While there is an underlying seriousness to this project, a lot of humor can be discovered in the items contributors felt compelled to add to the list. You're invited to submit your concerns to the collection, which does include adult content.
Among the the signs of the societal apocalypse:

• Paris Hilton
• Flavor Flav
• Being a slut is seen as a career move.
• There are now 17 Law and Order spin-offs.
• The declining popularity of Little Debbie snack cakes. As goes Oatmeal Cream Pies, so goes the nation.
• The letter "i" dotted with a little heart.
• Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
• Dessert now available before dinner.
• They remade Psycho.
• Expanding donut holes.
• My grocery store does not sell WHEATIES! WHAT GROCERY STORE DOESN'T SELL WHEATIES?!

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The Serious and the Silly

"This site was started by six friends who, sitting around the dinner table one Saturday night, came to the conclusion that civilization was doomed. We felt this way not because of the inevitable dimming of our sun, or an errant asteroid, but rather because of the idiocy of our times. Frankly, we are tired of the fake optimism, superficiality, non-talented celebrities, doped-up athletes, dishonest and illiterate politicians, corporate thieves, wife-beaters and evangelical terrorists rampant in the world today and we decided that one way of making ourselves feel better would be to list them for all the world to see and to add upon."

While there is an underlying seriousness to this project, a lot of humor can be discovered in the items contributors felt compelled to add to the list. You're invited to submit your concerns to the collection, which does include adult content.
Among the the signs of the societal apocalypse:

• Paris Hilton
• Flavor Flav
• Being a slut is seen as a career move.
• There are now 17 Law and Order spin-offs.
• The declining popularity of Little Debbie snack cakes. As goes Oatmeal Cream Pies, so goes the nation.
• The letter "i" dotted with a little heart.
• Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
• Dessert now available before dinner.
• They remade Psycho.
• Expanding donut holes.
• My grocery store does not sell WHEATIES! WHAT GROCERY STORE DOESN'T SELL WHEATIES?!

View:10,000 Reasons Civilization Is Doomed