Saints of the Leaf, how hail you this glorious day? You have been called with the herald of this modern moment: it is time to bring out the hidden, to reveal the secret to you.
Now we shall cast our searching light upon that dancing dragon of legendary mystique, whose name is Oolong.
Oolong is indeed the dragon opening his wings in your cup as the great leaves unfurl in the misty, steaming waters.
You may have heard he liked to blow fire but you will rather breathe his delicate sweet scents, be they lightly flowery or weighty and chocolate.
For your drake has his different moods; he appears at times as bright green like a sunny afternoon and at others as a rich dark shadow before the dawn.
These are his extremes and yet you may taste of him at just about any time on the dial.
Oolong is a mythical beast famed for his knowing.
He is that sentient creature with the sensibility of the vigilant.
Watch with him and you will become aware of more than you ever expected or imagined.
He will impart unto you the spirit of healing when you look upon these matters of the mind with him.
Then God will open up those winds of medicine to you and your heart will be made whole.
So don't be afraid to pay the price for this experience.
The sentient serpent is not demanding.
He doesn't require the expense.
Instead, you will be blessed when you find yourself willing to purchase his delights.
And your heart will follow your fortune.