Want to have your wife "eating out of your hand"?Try cooking her a romantic, seductive meal.
I know, I know--you hate to cook and you hate to clean up even more.
Don't worry, this won't be as hard as you may think.
Follow these simple steps and you will be the Don Juan of Pine Brook Lane (that is, if you live on Pine Brook Lane.
If you live on another street then you will be the Don Juan of that street.
Even if your name isn't Don Juan, he's a famous guy who was really good with chicks.
) Step One: Buy Your Seduction Supplies Just before you leave work to come home, call that Chinese restaurant that's on your way home and order 4 egg rolls and a pint of either white or fried rice.
On your way to the Chinese place stop by your own local overpriced super-store and pick up the following: Frozen Chinese Vegetable Stir Fry You'll find these in the frozen foods, probably with the bags of frozen veggies.
There are a bunch of brands, but stay away from the "generics"-remember, these stir fry veggies are going to get you laid, show them some respect.
Frozen Cooked Chicken Strips, Unflavored This is probably in the same section as the vegetable stir fry.
You want to make sure you get strips (so you don't have to cut them up) and they are pre-cooked (so you don't end up serving your beloved raw chicken laved with salmonella.
) Teriyaki Sauce This is like Soy Sauce that tastes like heavenly goodness.
Really.
It will make the difference between her being happy you cooked for her and IMPRESSED with your cooking.
Spices: Garlic Powder and Onion Powder This one you may have at home, you may not.
You need to make sure you get POWDER not SALT.
Big difference.
You will find these in the aisle labeled "Cooking Supplies" or maybe even "Spices" (I know, that would be too weird.
) Candles Women love candles, even the ones that don't.
If you get those fancy "dinner" candles make sure you have candlesticks at home and you know where they are.
If not, play it safe and pick up some stand-alone candles (those are the fat ones that look like either a can of soup or coffee, depending on size.
) Now stop by the Hong Kong Buffet and pick up your previously ordered rice and egg rolls.
They should also have some free fortune cookies for you to pick up as well.
Get one for each of you-or get extras to use for humorous foreplay later.
If you feel particularly adventurous, grab some chop sticks for you and your bride.
Now go home young padawan and prepare to learn the powers of the Dark Side.
Step Two:Make Your Wife Feel Special When you get home your first order of business is to cradle your wife in your arms, give her a long, gentle but intense kiss.
Make it long enough to go just a breath longer than it is comfortable.
When you pull away smile, look in her eyes and tell her how much you've missed her and how much you are looking forward to cooking for her tonight.
Let me tell you what is going through her head right now:Excitement that you want to do something romantic for her and fear that you are going to destroy her kitchen.
She needs you to reassure her that you will clean up every dish.
Tell her to go relax and enjoy herself while you cook for her.
Offer her a glass of wine.
The key is to get her out of the kitchen.
It will only take you about 20 minutes to cook.
Step Three:Prepare a Romantic Dinner Get out the following:
Pour a tablespoon of cooking oil in the bottom of the pan (that's one of the big spoons in the drawer.
)Dump in the frozen chicken.
Sprinkle 1 teaspoon of garlic powder (that's the size spoon you stir your coffee with) and 1 tablespoon of onion powder (that's the big spoon again) over the chicken.
Stir it around a little to get it all mixed up.
Cover it while you set up the dining table.
While your chicken is warming (remember, it's pre-cooked!), set the table with candles and glasses.
Spoon some rice onto each plate and put them next to the microwave to heat once your stir fry is done.
Take the lid off the chicken and smell.
The garlic and onion should make a pleasing aroma.
Hopefully some will waft into your seduction partner's nasal passages as well.
Pour in enough Teriyaki to cover the bottom of the pan-don't worry about putting in too much, it will cook down and will flavor the chicken.
After the chicken has heated for a solid 10 minutes, add the frozen veggies, stir and cover again.
If your veggies came with a seasoning pack, throw that in as well.
(Not the pack, the contents silly.
) Once that has had a few minutes to heat (literally 3-4 minutes), take off the lid and stir it again.
Then take the plates with the rice on them and heat them each for 1 minute in your microwave.
Now go light the candles, place the Teriyaki on the table and let your wife know dinner is served.
While she gets to the table, go into the kitchen to dish up the supper.
By now your stir fry should be ready to eat.
Spoon the stir fry onto the rice on each plate.
Place an egg roll on each plate.
(If the egg rolls are too cool, microwave them for 15 seconds.
Don't over cook or they'll be tough.
) Carry the two plates to the table.
Dinner is served! Once dinner is over simply throw away the leftovers, rinse/wash the two plates, spoons and frying pan and you're done.
Now you can get down to business.
[This article is taken from Aaron's book How to Seduce Your Wife Tonight.
You can get your free copy at the link below.
]
I know, I know--you hate to cook and you hate to clean up even more.
Don't worry, this won't be as hard as you may think.
Follow these simple steps and you will be the Don Juan of Pine Brook Lane (that is, if you live on Pine Brook Lane.
If you live on another street then you will be the Don Juan of that street.
Even if your name isn't Don Juan, he's a famous guy who was really good with chicks.
) Step One: Buy Your Seduction Supplies Just before you leave work to come home, call that Chinese restaurant that's on your way home and order 4 egg rolls and a pint of either white or fried rice.
On your way to the Chinese place stop by your own local overpriced super-store and pick up the following: Frozen Chinese Vegetable Stir Fry You'll find these in the frozen foods, probably with the bags of frozen veggies.
There are a bunch of brands, but stay away from the "generics"-remember, these stir fry veggies are going to get you laid, show them some respect.
Frozen Cooked Chicken Strips, Unflavored This is probably in the same section as the vegetable stir fry.
You want to make sure you get strips (so you don't have to cut them up) and they are pre-cooked (so you don't end up serving your beloved raw chicken laved with salmonella.
) Teriyaki Sauce This is like Soy Sauce that tastes like heavenly goodness.
Really.
It will make the difference between her being happy you cooked for her and IMPRESSED with your cooking.
Spices: Garlic Powder and Onion Powder This one you may have at home, you may not.
You need to make sure you get POWDER not SALT.
Big difference.
You will find these in the aisle labeled "Cooking Supplies" or maybe even "Spices" (I know, that would be too weird.
) Candles Women love candles, even the ones that don't.
If you get those fancy "dinner" candles make sure you have candlesticks at home and you know where they are.
If not, play it safe and pick up some stand-alone candles (those are the fat ones that look like either a can of soup or coffee, depending on size.
) Now stop by the Hong Kong Buffet and pick up your previously ordered rice and egg rolls.
They should also have some free fortune cookies for you to pick up as well.
Get one for each of you-or get extras to use for humorous foreplay later.
If you feel particularly adventurous, grab some chop sticks for you and your bride.
Now go home young padawan and prepare to learn the powers of the Dark Side.
Step Two:Make Your Wife Feel Special When you get home your first order of business is to cradle your wife in your arms, give her a long, gentle but intense kiss.
Make it long enough to go just a breath longer than it is comfortable.
When you pull away smile, look in her eyes and tell her how much you've missed her and how much you are looking forward to cooking for her tonight.
Let me tell you what is going through her head right now:Excitement that you want to do something romantic for her and fear that you are going to destroy her kitchen.
She needs you to reassure her that you will clean up every dish.
Tell her to go relax and enjoy herself while you cook for her.
Offer her a glass of wine.
The key is to get her out of the kitchen.
It will only take you about 20 minutes to cook.
Step Three:Prepare a Romantic Dinner Get out the following:
- Non-stick frying pan
- Cover for frying pan
- Cooking Oil
- Two dinner plates
- Two Forks
- Two Wine Glasses
Pour a tablespoon of cooking oil in the bottom of the pan (that's one of the big spoons in the drawer.
)Dump in the frozen chicken.
Sprinkle 1 teaspoon of garlic powder (that's the size spoon you stir your coffee with) and 1 tablespoon of onion powder (that's the big spoon again) over the chicken.
Stir it around a little to get it all mixed up.
Cover it while you set up the dining table.
While your chicken is warming (remember, it's pre-cooked!), set the table with candles and glasses.
Spoon some rice onto each plate and put them next to the microwave to heat once your stir fry is done.
Take the lid off the chicken and smell.
The garlic and onion should make a pleasing aroma.
Hopefully some will waft into your seduction partner's nasal passages as well.
Pour in enough Teriyaki to cover the bottom of the pan-don't worry about putting in too much, it will cook down and will flavor the chicken.
After the chicken has heated for a solid 10 minutes, add the frozen veggies, stir and cover again.
If your veggies came with a seasoning pack, throw that in as well.
(Not the pack, the contents silly.
) Once that has had a few minutes to heat (literally 3-4 minutes), take off the lid and stir it again.
Then take the plates with the rice on them and heat them each for 1 minute in your microwave.
Now go light the candles, place the Teriyaki on the table and let your wife know dinner is served.
While she gets to the table, go into the kitchen to dish up the supper.
By now your stir fry should be ready to eat.
Spoon the stir fry onto the rice on each plate.
Place an egg roll on each plate.
(If the egg rolls are too cool, microwave them for 15 seconds.
Don't over cook or they'll be tough.
) Carry the two plates to the table.
Dinner is served! Once dinner is over simply throw away the leftovers, rinse/wash the two plates, spoons and frying pan and you're done.
Now you can get down to business.
[This article is taken from Aaron's book How to Seduce Your Wife Tonight.
You can get your free copy at the link below.
]
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