All everyone ever says about being pregnant is that it's the most beautiful and natural thing.
People who say this have clearly never been pregnant.
There is nothing beautiful about tossing your cookies just because the feeling of brushing your teeth is weird.
Which means brushing ones teeth is then required again and thus the whole process of tossing your cookies starts again.
Did I mention this is just the beginning? Soon you will be extremely tired, if your one that sleeps on your stomach, you can forget that from now on.
Then you're stuck with lying on your side, which FYI when the little bundle of joy starts kicking you it feels like he/she is trying to jump on the bed.
Can't sleep on your side? Don't worry you could always sleep on your back but then you face the challenge of breathing normally.
While on the subject of breathing, you might want to invest in a gas-mask, not for the people around you but for yourself.
Some of the smells, and sounds that are going to come out of you will sound like those that should belong to a three hundred pound plumber that has his crack hanging out.
Ever heard that you will be grateful for the size increase in your breast, think again, they will hurt, itch from the growing, hurt and did I mention when your bra rubs across them it's going to hurt.
Which brings me to another point, your partner for some reason will still be attracted to you.
You're probably sitting there saying how is this a bad thing? Well I can't speak for all pregnant women but I, personally, don't like to be touched much.
For those of you how don't mind it, you must have a super power because between the exhaustion, baby kicking, discomfort all around, and hurting body parts I just can't seem to muster up the thought of doing anything or being touched in any way.
Pregnancy may be natural, but it is certainly not beautiful.