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Posh Tries To Make A Statement…
Sporting a pair of black dVb jeans, a skin-tight waistcoat and a skinny black tie Victoria Beckham appeared to have forgotten her shirt when she launched her new A/W dVb 08 denim collection at Jades boutique in Düsseldorf.
So what do you think of her new look? Does it work? Did she pull it off? We particularly like the way the tie accentuates her protruding collarbones, oh and there is one other thing as well…..
If she’s going to reveal so much boob she should make sure she gets it spray tanned along with the rest of her body otherwise it just looks stupid!
Beckham's Stolen Goods For Sale On Ebay…
Victoria and David Beckham have reportedly been left “shaken” after a pair of their housekeepers allegedly stole some of their posessions and put them up for sale on ebay.
Eric and June Emmett - who have been employees of the Beckham’s for more than ten years - were arrested after Victoria’s parents, Tony and Jackie Adams spotted items from their daughter’s home on the internet bidding site, including some of Victoria’s designer clothes and various items from David’s football kit.
As soon as Posh’s parents saw the goods online they rushed to their daughter’s home in Hertfordshire and discovered the items were missing. A source said:
“David and Victoria can’t believe it. They just don’t know who to trust any more. David was livid when he found out. They are both very shaken. The idea someone has been rifling through their personal possessions is bad enough, but to think it is allegedly people they trusted so much is even more horrific.”
Victoria has now dashed back to the UK to check what other items have been stolen from her countryside mansion.
Posh Has Bird Poo Facials…
Yes, yes we know ‘bird poo facials’ it all sounds a bit far fetched, but please bear with us because we promise we’re not making this stuff up. Victoria Beckham has recently had an entire image overhaul and while the pixie do was the most obvious difference we couldn’t help but feel she'd had something else done that we couldn’t pinpoint. In fact we did a story stating that and you all agreed, but just like us you weren’t too sure what it was either. But one thing everyone agreed one was she had had some sort of facial treatment and her skin looked paler than the rest of her body. Well there’s a very good reason for that and we know what it is...
“When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these (geisha) facials. She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment.”
So what’s so special about it? Well they use a paste made from nightingale poo as it helps keep the skin clear and pale.
“She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.”
Sounds ridiculous right? Well that’s what we thought until we stumbled across this fancy website that offers geisha facials. So what do you reckon, have we cracked the Posh face mystery?
Posh Is Just Like Any Other Mum…
Victoria Beckham is just like any other ordinary mum. Seriously. Only yesterday we spotted the cropped haired star taking her three offspring for a family day out to Westside Pavillion Mall in Los Angeles to build a bear (of the stuffed-toy variety).
Except, unlike many other mothers taking their child to the event, Victoria arrived wearing a bright orange sundress, sunglasses half the size of her face and some gargantuan platform heels. Then again, we highly doubt Posh Spice ever wants to be seen as ordinary...
Posh Tries To Make A Statement…
Sporting a pair of black dVb jeans, a skin-tight waistcoat and a skinny black tie Victoria Beckham appeared to have forgotten her shirt when she launched her new A/W dVb 08 denim collection at Jades boutique in Düsseldorf.
So what do you think of her new look? Does it work? Did she pull it off? We particularly like the way the tie accentuates her protruding collarbones, oh and there is one other thing as well…..
If she’s going to reveal so much boob she should make sure she gets it spray tanned along with the rest of her body otherwise it just looks stupid!
Beckham's Stolen Goods For Sale On Ebay…
Victoria and David Beckham have reportedly been left “shaken” after a pair of their housekeepers allegedly stole some of their posessions and put them up for sale on ebay.
Eric and June Emmett - who have been employees of the Beckham’s for more than ten years - were arrested after Victoria’s parents, Tony and Jackie Adams spotted items from their daughter’s home on the internet bidding site, including some of Victoria’s designer clothes and various items from David’s football kit.
As soon as Posh’s parents saw the goods online they rushed to their daughter’s home in Hertfordshire and discovered the items were missing. A source said:
“David and Victoria can’t believe it. They just don’t know who to trust any more. David was livid when he found out. They are both very shaken. The idea someone has been rifling through their personal possessions is bad enough, but to think it is allegedly people they trusted so much is even more horrific.”
Victoria has now dashed back to the UK to check what other items have been stolen from her countryside mansion.
Posh Has Bird Poo Facials…
Yes, yes we know ‘bird poo facials’ it all sounds a bit far fetched, but please bear with us because we promise we’re not making this stuff up. Victoria Beckham has recently had an entire image overhaul and while the pixie do was the most obvious difference we couldn’t help but feel she'd had something else done that we couldn’t pinpoint. In fact we did a story stating that and you all agreed, but just like us you weren’t too sure what it was either. But one thing everyone agreed one was she had had some sort of facial treatment and her skin looked paler than the rest of her body. Well there’s a very good reason for that and we know what it is...
“When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these (geisha) facials. She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment.”
So what’s so special about it? Well they use a paste made from nightingale poo as it helps keep the skin clear and pale.
“She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.”
Sounds ridiculous right? Well that’s what we thought until we stumbled across this fancy website that offers geisha facials. So what do you reckon, have we cracked the Posh face mystery?
Posh Is Just Like Any Other Mum…
Victoria Beckham is just like any other ordinary mum. Seriously. Only yesterday we spotted the cropped haired star taking her three offspring for a family day out to Westside Pavillion Mall in Los Angeles to build a bear (of the stuffed-toy variety).
Except, unlike many other mothers taking their child to the event, Victoria arrived wearing a bright orange sundress, sunglasses half the size of her face and some gargantuan platform heels. Then again, we highly doubt Posh Spice ever wants to be seen as ordinary...
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