My top three, all time, dessert island, nightmare underwear slip ups, in order, begin with Viable Panty Line, VPL to all you PLU, people like us, out there.
Hot on the heels and a close second are my peeping nipples, standing proud like flagged castles on those cold evenings, when I insist on wearing the silkiest top I can get my hands on.
Finally and by no means the only part of my body, that although could do with a nip and tuck, will never come any where near a knife and will forever stay au naturel, is my saggy breasts and flat rear.
I annually review those glossy magazine articles proclaiming the winners of the converted prize of "rear of the year" and "best bust", sadly but quite rightly, that ever illusive trophy will escape me.
So back to the knives, although I strive for the body beautiful, I draw the line at drawing blood.
Thankfully, my research has uncovered some gems in the underwear department, which although can't be found on the high street, are alive and well at certain boutique web-sites.
To solve the visible panty line problem, they have created a laser cut seamless thong and wait for it, seamless bottom booster panies! These ingenious panties are filled in all the right places to get me that rear I've been craving! Now I'm not saying I want the JLo's behind, but I do want a little more shape.
However, my favourite discovery has been the clear gel stick-on bra.
With its strapless and backless design and extra lift and cuppage, I can finally wear those daring dresses and tops, with the confidence that as much as I wave my arms in the air and make those shapes on the dance floor, nothing is going to fall off, move out of place or impede my normal breathing pattern...
we all know how tight those traditional strapless bras can be.
Its all down to innovative silicone technology such as BodTECH gel which bras, bust boosters and nip covers are made from.
Thankfully, they all seem to be rain, shine and sweat proof.
These days there are a number of solutions available from special strapless and backless bras with push up qualities to padded panties that shape your bum to perfection and that have taken away the desire I previously had for a nip here and a tuck there!
Hot on the heels and a close second are my peeping nipples, standing proud like flagged castles on those cold evenings, when I insist on wearing the silkiest top I can get my hands on.
Finally and by no means the only part of my body, that although could do with a nip and tuck, will never come any where near a knife and will forever stay au naturel, is my saggy breasts and flat rear.
I annually review those glossy magazine articles proclaiming the winners of the converted prize of "rear of the year" and "best bust", sadly but quite rightly, that ever illusive trophy will escape me.
So back to the knives, although I strive for the body beautiful, I draw the line at drawing blood.
Thankfully, my research has uncovered some gems in the underwear department, which although can't be found on the high street, are alive and well at certain boutique web-sites.
To solve the visible panty line problem, they have created a laser cut seamless thong and wait for it, seamless bottom booster panies! These ingenious panties are filled in all the right places to get me that rear I've been craving! Now I'm not saying I want the JLo's behind, but I do want a little more shape.
However, my favourite discovery has been the clear gel stick-on bra.
With its strapless and backless design and extra lift and cuppage, I can finally wear those daring dresses and tops, with the confidence that as much as I wave my arms in the air and make those shapes on the dance floor, nothing is going to fall off, move out of place or impede my normal breathing pattern...
we all know how tight those traditional strapless bras can be.
Its all down to innovative silicone technology such as BodTECH gel which bras, bust boosters and nip covers are made from.
Thankfully, they all seem to be rain, shine and sweat proof.
These days there are a number of solutions available from special strapless and backless bras with push up qualities to padded panties that shape your bum to perfection and that have taken away the desire I previously had for a nip here and a tuck there!
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